The Beer Machine Co.

Thinking about Beer Machines? Dreaming about Beer Machines?

Wake up! The best on the market is
OUR Original Beer Machine.

Quote from the makers of the original Beer Machine:-
“There are other beer making imitations out there on the market that cost less than our Beer Machines but take 3 times as long and 3 times as much effort for a less than premium result. None can hold pressure for retaining the natural carbonation at the same time your brewing and conditioning your beer and nearly all require you to add mountains of sugar. Not with our Beer Machines!! - they work with 100% natural recipes meticulously prepared by professional brewmasters according to the pure beer law.”

So – what`s it all about ?

“Making Beer with our Beer Machines is as easy as ABC. You fill The Beer Machine with water, add one of our packs of natural Beer Mixes, and then seal The Beer Machine for 7-10 days. So, the sooner you get one, and the sooner you carry out the above three simple steps, the sooner you can start drinking the freshest, best-tasting beer you could wish for.

How much do our Beer Machines save you? Well, just compare the price of a drink at your favourite bar with the 25 cents a beer will cost from our Beer Machines. And you have the added satisfaction of having not only made it yourself, but also saved yourself anything from 50%-200%. Can`t be bad, can it?

Our Beer Machines are environment friendly, too. No nasty inorganic substances like those added by big companies as `preservatives` and `fillers`. No cans, bottles or (eugh!) paper cups to throw away. No fumes from trucks, trains and planes carrying your beer to you – at a huge expense of oil and gas.

Controlling your Beer's Alcohol Content. Yes, YOU can control the strength of your beer. With our Beer Machines come pre-packed mixes enabling you to make the perfect choice, from refreshing light lagers and ambers to crunchy brown ales and stouts.

Become a Connoisseur! Stay with our choice of seven different American beers if you want – but you can also brew yourself some beers enjoyed by millions in Britain, Germany and Holland, to name but a few. In all, our Beer Machines will mix a total of eighteen different beers.

Absolutely NO mess. Each Beer Mix comes to you in an air-tight sealed pouch which containing a pre-blended mixture of the highest quality barley malt, hops, and brewer's yeast, each mix blended to achieve tasty perfection. All you have to do is add water to the unique safe-seal tank of The Beer Machine and let your new `best friend` get on with the job of creating a beautiful drink exactly how you want it.

Want to bottle your own beer? Of course, our Beer Machines are made for responsible usage, so you really DON`T have to drink more than is good for you. But there is more! With The Beer Machine 2006 you can bottle your beer for later consumption, or take it round to friends, family and neighbours. The smart bottles and caps supplied give your product a professional feel and look and your favourite brews are bottled without any exposure to the outside air.

Finally, just to get you in the mood, here`s an old English Drinking Song:
Here`s good luck to the Pint Pot – good luck to the Barley Mow!
Ay, the Pint Pot, Half Pint, Gill Pot, Half-a-gill, Quarter-gill,
Nipperkin and the Round Bowl.
Here`s good luck, good luck, good luck to our Beer Machines!

The Beer Machine Co.